Sunday, November 27, 2005

Roy's Leaving Man U - Today FM's Gift Grub Team

Keano has left United by mutual consent, and with immediate effect.

Listen to Today FM's great song about Keano's Departure from Old Trafford. WORDS by Mario Rosenstock to the tune of Will Young's

"I Think I Better Leave Right Now".
I'm gone, when did I arrive?
Coz all they've left me with is my bloody P45.
No more midfield general, no holding role.
But at least I'll be the richest bloke down the dole
And for me who will they replace?
A lad with a bit of pace,
but will he ever make the
face.

So I say ...
I think I better leave right now
before we fall any deeper
I think I better leave right now
our players are getting cheaper and cheaper
somebody gotta tell me how
that Alan Smith's a midfielder
I think I better leave right now

They said don't worry, sure we'll be grand
Sure we've got Wes Brown and Rio Ferdinand.
I told the gaffer you're havin' a laugh
If you think that tool is a decent centre half.
Coz he's just no bloody use,
Always has an excuse,
I never heard that from Steve Bruce

So I say...
I think I better leave right now
leave all the prawns and the blazers
I think I better leave right now
before it dawns on the Glazers
Can't you just see it now
Here come the knives and the razors.
I think I better leave right now

All credit to the time, its flown.
Remember how I beat Juventus on my own.
"The greatest midfielder of his era"
Are you listening Patrick Viera?
But I'll still keep going you'll see
Even with my dodgy knee
How the mighty have fallen, it's pathetic;
I might end up in Wigan Athletic

I think I better leave right now
leave all the prawns and the blazers
I think I better leave right now
before it dawns on the Glazers
Can't you just see it now
Here come the knives and the razors.
I think I better leave right now.

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